The Zombie Apocalypse Rapture

So there is all this talk about the end of the world or a rapture happening on May 21st. I think people who believe this stuff are silly or just hate life and want the world to end. But  if there is going to be one I hope it's a zombie apocalypse. So here are my thoughts on what may take place tomorrow and how to prepare your self for the zombie apocalypse rapture or the Z.A.R for short.  It will start by a wild giraffe escaping from the zoo. And this giraffe is going to carry the plague that will turn people into zombies. So the people who are wanting to help this plauge carrying giraffe are the ones that are going to be raptured. Unfortunately these people will become zombies and then spread this giraffe virus to there friends and family or anybody trying to save the infected people.  So rule number 1 is don't help anybody out even if they are asking for change. And especially don't help the giraffe running wild through the streets. Helping will only leave you raptured and make you into a flesh eating virus carrying dead person.  Now if you follow rule number your chance of survival has increased by 10%. So what comes next you might ask well you need to survive. Duh! So surviving is going to depend on where you live. Country folks will find it easier to survive since most already own guns and can hide easier from the zombies. City folk well that's going to be a challenge. If you live in a large metropolitan area escaping to a safe area won't be easy. Your going to have to fight your way through a million plus zombies. On top of gangsters and clans who followed rule number one. These people will be willing to shoot anything that moves. Even people not infected.  Rule number 2,3 & 4 are... travel light, find a weapon and have a sense of your surroundings. Get a back pack preferably a hiking pack. You can store a lot of things without having it all bounce around on you. Plus there's pockets that allow you to not take your pack off. So if you find a hand gun or own one. Store ammo in these places. Find a water container or canteen. But spare your water you never know when you will be able to refill again. Food is essential of course. So find food that you don't need to cook. Protein bars, top ramien, or anything that's light and can fill you up. Being aware like an eagle searching for a mouse in a grass field will increase your survival the most. If your not aware your a brain eater.  While trying to escape to some where that is safe your going to get tired and hungry along the way. So finding a safe place to rest might be difficult especially in a city. Hopefully your senses will let you judge where to rest and charge up to continue your escape from the giraffe virus.  Well that's all I got so best of luck to you folks. Remember don't trust anything and be aware. If you want to know more info on how to survive Z.A.R. I suggest reading the "Zombie Survival Guide" or watch every zombie made. But you only got 12 hours so get on it.